Sixty-five unopened emails greeted me. Not a single one was about my submissions. An awful great amount were from Victoria’s Secret and Barnes and Noble, warning me about last-minute sales. Lame. One was The Honors Review, announcing that the print version of this year’s issue are heading out in the mail this week (!!!) So, I guess it’s not all bad news; I’ll get to see my name in print soon. But after seven whole days away from the computer, I was expecting to have some rejection and/or acceptance emails waiting for me. A reward, of sorts, for being Patient and Technology-Free. Apparently, that award has been officially retired, so I’m glad that I didn’t spend vast portions of the past week pining away, refreshing my email and compulsively checking literary journal websites (which I’m off to do right now). Even forgetting about the EXISTENCE of the pot of water on the stove didn’t make it boil faster.
On this day upon which I cannot look forward to any responses at all because everybody in the literary and mail delivery world is sleeping in (or at church) I am still waiting upon…
- Painted Bride Quarterly (date submitted: January 4th; what submitted: 1 fiction, 1 non-fiction) TWT (Total Wait Time): 5 months, 5 days
- Cicada (date submitted: February 16th; what submitted: 2 poems) TWT: 3 months, 2 weeks, 4 days
- matchbook (date submitted: March 7th; what submitted: 1 short short fiction) TWT: 2 months, 3 weeks, 6 days
- The Susquehanna Review (date submitted: March 14th; what submitted: 1 fiction, 2 non-fiction) TWT: 2 months, 2 weeks, 6 days
- Zahir (date submitted: April 25th; what submitted: 1 fiction) TWT: 1 month, 6 days
- Sigma Tau Delta Rectangle (date submitted: May 11th; what submitted: 1 non-fiction) TWT: 2 weeks, 4 days
- Brevity (date submitted: today, May 19th; what submitted: 1 non-fiction) TWT: 1 week, 3 days
Please forgive me if I counted up the TWT wrong. Math isn’t my strong suit.
How long have you all been waiting to hear back?
P.S. Tybee Island and Savannah, Georgia, were awesome. I highly recommend you visit if you enjoy the beach, seeing a brick wall pockmarked with cannon-ball holes, lighthouses, seafood, ice cream, dolphins, reading historical plaques attached to big tall monuments, or were ever a Girl Scout.